The following tonic will reportedly feed your lawn, make it grow and green it up, and kill the bugs and grubs trying to destroy it. Just in general, make it and keep it healthy. As a bonus, your grass should smell swell. 😉

Recipe For A Healthy Lawn courtesy of kxan.com:

“Here’s the exact formula if you’d like to try it: one can of soft drink, not diet, one can of beer, but no light beer; a 1/2 cup of liquid dishwashing soap; a 1/2 cup of mouthwash and 1/2 cup of household ammonia — all mixed in to a 10-gallon hose-end sprayer.

You’ll want to apply it every three weeks. You should mow your lawn late in the evening and then apply the lawn tonic immediately after that.”