A collection of some of the best quotations and sayings attributed to man’s best friend, including clever and serious passages by famous poets and writers, and funny and satirical sayings by well-known humorists and comedians. Useful for creative inspiration and for projects such as scrapbooks or using as signatures in online discussion forums and emails.
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“It’s no coincidence that man’s best friend can’t talk.” – Unknown
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“To err is human, to forever is canine.” -Unknown
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“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.” -James Thurber
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“If you can’t decide between a shepherd, a setter, or a poodle, get them all…adopt a mutt!” – ASPCA
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“Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out…” -Mark Twain
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“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.” -Joe Gores
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“I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are little dogs with some good ideas.” -Marc-Christope
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“A dog naps so much because it loves so hard.” -Anonymous
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“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” -Roger Caras
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“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.” -George Graham Vest
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“One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.” -Chinese proverb (must have been said about Pugs *wink*)
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“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their…relations.” -Sigmund Freud
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between dog and man.” -Mark Twain
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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” -Andy Rooney
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“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.” -Ambrose Bierce
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“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.” -Christopher Morley
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“Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.” -Holbrook Jackson
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“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” -Anonymous
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“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.” -Karel Čapek
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